Feeling Ghetto & You Don't Know Where To Turn....
1. Ever ate a mayonnaise sandwich....
a. Ever ate a mustard sandwich....
Hold up wait!
LIke Nate Dogg said I didn't say that there was any cold cuts on these sandwiches. So if you are picturing cold cuts STOP IT!
2. Ever ate a sandwich spread sandwich....
3. Ever ate a syrup sandwich...
4. Ever drank water out of a mayonnaise jar.
a. Ever drank water out of a syrup jar...
5. Ever froze batteries in the freezer for later use...
6. Ever dried your clothes on a fan...
7. Was your allowance the equivalent of pocket change found in the sofa...
8. Ever had the urge to say 'if am one of y'all'...put your paws on me....
9. Ever had an urge to say 'you're a liar and the truth ain't in you.'
10. Ever turn in pop bottles for the dime deposit...
11. Ever watch an episode of "Good Times" and thought it was reality tv...
12. Ever wear leg warmers to hide the fact you were wearing floods?
13. If you and your uncle and your aunt are the same age...
14. Have the sudden urge at times to say kemo, kimo, spare a spare...
15. Ever owned a double belt and when you think no one is looking you try to see if it will still wrap around you twice again.
16. Ever Owned a pair of Chinese baby doll shoes with the red sole.
17. Ever shopped at Greenman's Department Store...
18. Were you ever afraid of the monster underneath the Ogden Bridge.?
19. Ever knew someone who said they were kin to the Jackson, Sylvers or Debarge families...
20. Have you ever ate 'scrimp' fried rice?
21. Have a 'movie theater purse' that you keep in the trunk of your car for special occasions when you bring a lot of family members to see a movie?
22. Ever wear a wig to work and at lunch time go home and take it off and go back to work and wonder why everyone is staring at you?
23. Ever asked someone for a chance?
24. Ever gave someone a chance?
25. Ever had the urge to tell someone that they smell like sheep shit in shallow water?
26. Ever purchase candy from Mrs. Sweezer at 365 W. Oak...
27. Ever purchase candy from Mr.
Gardener in 923 N
Sedgwick...
28. Ever buy candy from Mr. Lindsey's candy truck at 1230 Larrabee...
29. Ever buy candy from Mr. Hampton in 534 W. Division...
30. Ever attend parties in the basement of 911 on Fridays and Saturdays hosted by MrTaylor...
To BE Continued...